Steffanie Esse

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You’re the United Nations!

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Most people think you’re ineffective, but you are trying to completely save the world from itself, so there’s always going to be a long way to go.  You’re always the one trying to get friends to talk to each other, enemies to talk to each other, anyone who can to just talk instead of beating each other about the head and torso.  Sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn’t, and you get very schizophrenic as a result.  But your heart is in the right place, and sometimes also in New York.

Jag var bara tvungen att göra testet som Julio länkar till. Han är Sverige. Vilket land är du?

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september 3rd, 2003 at 8:34 f m

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  1. You’re Chile!
    You’re really skinny, and kind of bumpy in frame, but you’re not as rough a person as you used to be. You like long, long, long walks on the beach and avoiding having your rights violated, just like anybody else does. You’re even willing to stand up to those with more power and influence than you, trying to bring them to justice. Fight the man!

    Hmmm…

    David N.

    3 Sep 03 at 5:14 f m

  2. även jag blev thailand….
    motiveringen lyder:
    ”You’re Thailand!
    Calmer and more staunchly independent than almost all those around you, you have a long history of rising above adversity. Recent adversity has led to questions about your sexual promiscuity and the threat of disease, but you still manage to attract a number of tourists and admirers. And despite any setbacks, you can really cook a good meal whenever it’s called for. Good enough to make people cry.”
    nåja, vi lagar i varje fall god mat, Anna

    malin

    3 Sep 03 at 8:14 f m

  3. You’re Canada!
    People make fun of you a lot, but they’re stupid because you’ve got a much better life than they do. In fact, they’re probably just jealous. You believe in crazy things like human rights and health care and not dying in the streets, and you end up securing these rights for yourself and others. If it weren’t for your weird affection for ice hockey, you’d be the perfect person.

    SÅÅ förtjust i hockey är jag ju inte…

    Men det var uppenbarligen inte en slump att jag hamnade nära Jean Chretien i The Political Compass.

    Thorvald

    3 Sep 03 at 9:22 f m

  4. Jag blev:
    You’re Colombia!
    You do a lot of drugs, and these have kind of distorted your view of reality, to the point that everyone looks like an enemy. You keep trying to restore order over your schizophrenic world view, but you don’t even know which goal is your own and which is someone else’s. You’re pretty sure someone needs to be punished for all this, but who that is changes all the time. Things would be a lot better for you if you switched to coffee, or even to decaf, but all this money would be hard to give up. ”

    Åsa

    3 Sep 03 at 11:21 f m

  5. Underbart! Jag kanske kan rädda dig? ;-)

    steff

    3 Sep 03 at 11:24 f m

  6. JAg blev Thailand!

    Anna

    3 Sep 03 at 12:05 e m

  7. Anna>> Hur löd motivieringen?

    steff

    3 Sep 03 at 12:12 e m

  8. Det här är nog inte så mycket att skryta med men jallafall, jag blidde det här:

    You’re Afghanistan!
    In the words of Bob Dylan, you ”haven’t known peace and quiet in so long [you] don’t remember what it’s like!” Sad but true. Boss after boss has led you around, using you for their nefarious purposes, and dumping you when the time was right. You’ve hurt and been hurt and now you’re just sick and tired. When will people leave you alone and let you do your own thing? But you don’t really even know what you want anymore.

    Karin Issambre

    4 Sep 03 at 6:36 f m

  9. Är jag värst hittills?

    ”You’re North Korea!
    Look out! You’re absolutely wacko. Completely insane. There’s no telling what you’re going to do, and it could make you a danger to yourself and others. People are so scared of you that they usually just cover their eyes and pretend you’re not there. The main impact this has had is to make you even more scary, as you yearn for attention and contact with the outside world. Everyone just wants you to calm down.”

    Jonas

    4 Sep 03 at 11:00 f m

  10. Belagt? Ni får väl skicka era män i vita rockar! Ni kallar dem inspektörer men jag vet nog – och jag tänker inte släppa in dem!

    Jonas

    5 Sep 03 at 2:41 f m

  11. Omigod!! Jag blev Nord-Korea! Brukar påstå att jag befinner mig ngnstans mellan Nobelpris och nödslakt. Misstänker att nödslakten närmar sig. Inväntar svarta helikoptrar. Kan det ha varit för att jag upplevde kärnfysik som mer intuitivt än baseball? Svaret:
    Look out! You’re absolutely wacko. Completely insane.
    There’s no telling what you’re going to do, and it could make you a danger to
    yourself and others. People are so scared of you that they usually just cover
    their eyes and pretend you’re not there. The main impact this has had is to
    make you even more scary, as you yearn for attention and contact with the outside
    world. Everyone just wants you to calm down.
    Vilken tur att jag bor på 5:e våningen.
    CHe

    Christer Hellström

    5 Sep 03 at 8:41 f m

  12. Hmmm, kan vi få det där belagt Jonas? Själv blev jag St Kitt and Nevis – ingen vet var det är och ingen bryr sig heller ;-)

    Bengt

    5 Sep 03 at 12:02 e m

  13. Får jag alls rösta om euron nu?

    You’re Turkey!
    You have a good deal of history behind you, both good and bad, but through it all, you’ve become a leader among your friends. You have an uncanny ability to make friends with people who hate each other, though sometimes you just hate them instead. Surprisingly fickle, you keep a good balance in your life between religion and humanism, but most people think you’re fanatical anyway. You’re Istanbul, you’re Constantinople.

    Jenny

    6 Sep 03 at 10:02 f m

  14. Svensk

    Enligt testet hos Blue Pyramid är jag svensk… Undrar vad mina franska rötter har tagit vägen! (via Steffanie) After years of trying to rule the world around you, you’ve finally put aside violence in favor of advocating peaceful resolut…

    emmo

    6 Okt 03 at 12:08 e m

  15. Jag blev SUDAN! Och det ligger… var? (ja jäklar det stämmer.. det är samma fråga jag brukar ställa mig själv på söndagmorgnarna! ;D

    Motivering: Every time you get a headache, you reach for some aspirin, only to realize that someone destroyed it. That´s just how things are going for you right now… it´s hard to eat, hard to sleep, hard to not have a headache. You try to relax, but people always jump on you about something that doesn´t make sense. If you were a goat, you´d be a Nubian.

    Jag gillar sista konstaterandet.

    LinaH

    19 Nov 03 at 11:39 f m

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